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I want America to know that I’m, like, totally ready to lead.”

These were the words of Paris Hilton—our new President? Umm. Not.

The socialite jokingly declared her candidacy and proposed a new energy plan, fusing both Barack Obama’s and John McCain’s incentives in an exclusive Funny or Die video. The clip pokes fun at her inclusion in a recent John McCain campaign ad, has been viewed more than 3 million times on the comedy Web site.

Voters, what are some other things to take into consideration when voting in November? Paris said, “I’m thinking Rihanna for Vice President.” Not too bad guys, what do you think? Also, Hilton declared, “I’m thinking of painting the White House pink, I hope that’s ok with everyone.” Hmm. Let’s think about that one.

Laying out the complicated plan, proposing her new ideas, and catching up on her sun, all in a sexy leopard cut-out bathing suit, let’s see the boys do that.