Potpourri of Humorous Jokes & One-liners About Volunteer & Causes

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This list was crowd-sourced from our fans and followers on Twitter, Facebook, and other forms of social media. Enjoy!
  • What do you call an early AM volunteer? ...A DewSomething
  • You don't volunteer.. You're volunTOLD.
  • Volunteerism gives you a high that's legal and doesn't require a condom - Nancy Lublin
  • Community Service: isn't just for celebrity convicts.
  • Noah's Ark was built by volunteers. The Titanic was built by professionals.
  • No no! I said Volunteering-- NOT Orienteering! Now we're in the middle of nowhere .... and just who's gonna pay the price for getting us out of this mess?
  • Volunteers: you can still be one and dislike the University of Tennessee!
  • Theres two kinds of people in this world. People who do the work, and the people who get the credit for it.
  • Volunteering... that's what she said.
  • My dad told my volunteering pays. He lied to me.
  • Volunteering: we don't pay, so no, you can't quit.
  • A Red Cross Volunteer and a lawyer died and went up to the heavenly gates. Saint Peter tells the volunteer to wait a little while, and lets the lawyer in first. As the gates close on the volunteer, he sees the lawyer greeted with fanfare! Music erupts, cheers are had. A choir of angels descend from above, and sing of joyous hallelujah for the lawyer. Finally, the great Lord Himself makes himself present, and gives a personal greeting and warm welcome to the lawyer. Things begin to die down, and the lawyer wanders off to enjoy his eternity in heaven.

    As the last angel floats away, Saint Peter finally grants entrance to the volunteer. There is no music, no choir. The last of the crowd are leaving now. Confused, the volunteer looks to Peter for an explanation.

    "Oh, we get volunteers in here all the time. This was our first lawyer."

  • A volunteer offers to help out at a community farm. Little did she know that she would be mucking a filthy sheep stall. After two hours of toil, she looks down dismayed at her filthy jeans and boots, the farmer in charge casually sees her and says, "What did you expect? Sheep happens."
  • Volunteering is the time without the crime. Community Service on the other hand...

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