Top 11 Strategies for Saving Money Involving Animals

Looking for some ways to save money and spend quality time with your pet? Well, look no further. Here is the next top 11 list: Strategies for Saving Money Involving Animals. (Note: no animals were harmed in the making of this post.)

11. Become a vegetarian


10. Ride your horse to work


9. Cut anemone and sell its clones


8. Shower with your dog


7. Use dog as a blanket


6. Eat your brother’s fish (don’t do this)


5. Use your cat as a winter’s coat


4. Sell playtime with your dog


3. Juggle dogs on the street (not sure how this will help...)


2. Teach your dog to model


1. Make and sell puppets made out of cat hair (gross)