If the Jersey Shore cast never drank alcohol on the show, would you still tune in?

The mayor of Florence, Italy will not allow their public drinking in the new season.

Snooki with pouf
Yes, their personalities would still entertain me.
27% (69 votes)
Heck no, the best stuff happens when they are drunk.
23% (59 votes)
I would START watching it.
50% (126 votes)
Total votes: 254